When it comes to air travel we all know that safety in flying is important. Yet to be honest how many of you really pay attention to the in flight announcements? Dull, boring, seen it all before? What if you had funny flight attendants? What if the safety of flying was not a monotoneous drone yet made you squeal with laughter?
Hilarious Flight Attendant Delivers Safety Announcement With Comedy
The Stewardess Monologues :: Another Passport Stamp
I was told that this was Madeline Kahn's monologue. I used it to audition in the 's for a dinner theatre for a Shrine convention. Hello and welcome aboard this Trans American Boeing We are very happy you chose to fly with us. Please give us your undivided attention as we demonstrate the safety features of this aircraft.
Snopes needs your help! Learn more. Hello and welcome to Alaska flight to San Francisco. The most important safety feature we have aboard this plane is.
You owe me a new keyboard and monitor While reading the part about "Would you like a pap smear And, I know where you work