Peeing In The Sink And Stroking

If you know cats , then you probably know that most cats love bathrooms. Does your cat follow you into the bathroom? Perhaps it rubs on your legs while you are in there. Maybe it jumps on the counter to lounge in the sink even when you're not around. It might meow loudly and paw at the closed door.

Things you buy through our links may earn New York a commission. Humans have all these conspiracy theories about cats: That they loathe us, quietly but palpably, because we have subjugated them via our more imposing size and forced petting; that if they happen to find themselves trapped alone with our corpses, they would have zero qualms about eating our faces, lips first; that whatever sweetness they spend on us has been coolly calculated to win food. With the exception of the second item in that list — which, by the way, would also hold true for your dog — our ability to stereotype cats says more about the human capacity for projection than it does about the feline brain. Porkchop is a quintessential Leo, in that he demands constant attention and praise, but is also needier than I think he would care to admit. He hunkers down on the sink, observing me with unblinking searchlight eyes.

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